What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:40

Dr No
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
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A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…